BlahPunk USB Kits
"Which of the following do you most prefer? A) A puppy, B) A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C) A large, properly formatted data file?"
🛠️ System Recovery & Administration
Essential bootable and non-bootable tools for repairs, rescue, and system management across Linux and Windows environments.
🔧 BlahPunk RepairKit
Bootable gParted, Rescatux, and SystemRescue tools for partition repair, password reset, and system restoration.
💾 BlahPunk ImageVault
Bootable Rescuezilla interface for full-disk backups and OS cloning — no terminal required.
🧰 BlahPunk AdminPack
Non-bootable USB sysadmin toolkit: includes config scripts, dotfiles, cleanup tools, and offline docs.
🛡️ Security & Privacy
Live environments for penetration testing, network auditing, encrypted browsing, and password recovery.
🛡️ BlahPunk RedTeam
Kali Linux with persistence and full security suite: Metasploit, Nmap, Aircrack-ng, Burp Suite, and more.
🧨 BlahPunk CrackPack
Lightweight bootable Linux with focused cracking tools: Hashcat, Aircrack, Wifite2, Johnny, and a custom UI.
👻 BlahPunk StealthStick
Live boot Tails OS with Tor, Metadata Anonymizer, and optional encrypted persistence.
🔑 BlahPunk KeyBreaker
Portable credential reset tools for local accounts. Includes chntpw, NTPWEdit, and Rescatux reference ISO.
🧠 Dev Environments & Forensics
USB kits for offline development, analysis, and digital investigation tasks in secure or airgapped environments.
🧠 BlahPunk DevStick
Portable Python 3.x stack with libraries, pip cache, Flask, Django, and offline docs.
🧬 BlahPunk EvidenceKit
Autopsy, SleuthKit, binwalk, steghide, and metadata forensics tools for analyzing systems and files.
🎭 Mischief, Disruption & Spoofing
USBs for chaos, spoofed identities, rogue signals, and prank-grade local interference. Use responsibly.
💥 BlahPunk CrashStick
Forkbombs, fake errors, popups, and scripted pranks to render a machine frustrating but unharmed.
🎭 BlahPunk SpoofStick
Bootable or portable spoofing suite: macchanger, DHCP deception, rogue APs, and device identity masking.
📡 BlahPunk NoiseEmitter
Bootable WiFi chaos: beacon floods, deauth spam, and rogue SSID blasters using mdk3/mdk4.
🕳️ BlahPunk ObscuraDrive
Encrypted vault with stego tools, VeraCrypt containers, USB-triggered lockouts, and metadata manipulation.
🧩 Multi-Mode
The Swiss army USB: multiboot interface for selecting between environments on one persistent device.
🧰 BlahPunk OmniBoot
Multi-boot GRUB USB containing RepairKit, RedTeam, CrackPack, ImageVault, and more.