BlahPunk USB Kits
"Which of the following do you most prefer? A) A puppy, B) A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C) A large, properly formatted data file?"
๐ ๏ธ System Recovery & Administration
Essential bootable and non-bootable tools for repairs, rescue, and system management across Linux and Windows environments.
๐ง BlahPunk RepairKit
Bootable gParted, Rescatux, and SystemRescue tools for partition repair, password reset, and system restoration.
๐พ BlahPunk ImageVault
Bootable Rescuezilla interface for full-disk backups and OS cloning โ no terminal required.
๐งฐ BlahPunk AdminPack
Non-bootable USB sysadmin toolkit: includes config scripts, dotfiles, cleanup tools, and offline docs.
๐ก๏ธ Security & Privacy
Live environments for penetration testing, network auditing, encrypted browsing, and password recovery.
๐ก๏ธ BlahPunk RedTeam
Kali Linux with persistence and full security suite: Metasploit, Nmap, Aircrack-ng, Burp Suite, and more.
๐งจ BlahPunk CrackPack
Lightweight bootable Linux with focused cracking tools: Hashcat, Aircrack, Wifite2, Johnny, and a custom UI.
๐ป BlahPunk StealthStick
Live boot Tails OS with Tor, Metadata Anonymizer, and optional encrypted persistence.
๐ BlahPunk KeyBreaker
Portable credential reset tools for local accounts. Includes chntpw, NTPWEdit, and Rescatux reference ISO.
๐ง Dev Environments & Forensics
USB kits for offline development, analysis, and digital investigation tasks in secure or airgapped environments.
๐ง BlahPunk DevStick
Portable Python 3.x stack with libraries, pip cache, Flask, Django, and offline docs.
๐งฌ BlahPunk EvidenceKit
Autopsy, SleuthKit, binwalk, steghide, and metadata forensics tools for analyzing systems and files.
๐ญ Mischief, Disruption & Spoofing
USBs for chaos, spoofed identities, rogue signals, and prank-grade local interference. Use responsibly.
๐ฅ BlahPunk CrashStick
Forkbombs, fake errors, popups, and scripted pranks to render a machine frustrating but unharmed.
๐ญ BlahPunk SpoofStick
Bootable or portable spoofing suite: macchanger, DHCP deception, rogue APs, and device identity masking.
๐ก BlahPunk NoiseEmitter
Bootable WiFi chaos: beacon floods, deauth spam, and rogue SSID blasters using mdk3/mdk4.
๐ณ๏ธ BlahPunk ObscuraDrive
Encrypted vault with stego tools, VeraCrypt containers, USB-triggered lockouts, and metadata manipulation.
๐งฉ Multi-Mode
The Swiss army USB: multiboot interface for selecting between environments on one persistent device.
๐งฐ BlahPunk OmniBoot
Multi-boot GRUB USB containing RepairKit, RedTeam, CrackPack, ImageVault, and more.