BlahPunk USB Kits

"Which of the following do you most prefer? A) A puppy, B) A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C) A large, properly formatted data file?"

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ System Recovery & Administration

Essential bootable and non-bootable tools for repairs, rescue, and system management across Linux and Windows environments.

๐Ÿ”ง BlahPunk RepairKit

Bootable gParted, Rescatux, and SystemRescue tools for partition repair, password reset, and system restoration.

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๐Ÿ’พ BlahPunk ImageVault

Bootable Rescuezilla interface for full-disk backups and OS cloning โ€” no terminal required.

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๐Ÿงฐ BlahPunk AdminPack

Non-bootable USB sysadmin toolkit: includes config scripts, dotfiles, cleanup tools, and offline docs.

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๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Security & Privacy

Live environments for penetration testing, network auditing, encrypted browsing, and password recovery.

๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ BlahPunk RedTeam

Kali Linux with persistence and full security suite: Metasploit, Nmap, Aircrack-ng, Burp Suite, and more.

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๐Ÿงจ BlahPunk CrackPack

Lightweight bootable Linux with focused cracking tools: Hashcat, Aircrack, Wifite2, Johnny, and a custom UI.

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๐Ÿ‘ป BlahPunk StealthStick

Live boot Tails OS with Tor, Metadata Anonymizer, and optional encrypted persistence.

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๐Ÿ”‘ BlahPunk KeyBreaker

Portable credential reset tools for local accounts. Includes chntpw, NTPWEdit, and Rescatux reference ISO.

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๐Ÿง  Dev Environments & Forensics

USB kits for offline development, analysis, and digital investigation tasks in secure or airgapped environments.

๐Ÿง  BlahPunk DevStick

Portable Python 3.x stack with libraries, pip cache, Flask, Django, and offline docs.

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๐Ÿงฌ BlahPunk EvidenceKit

Autopsy, SleuthKit, binwalk, steghide, and metadata forensics tools for analyzing systems and files.

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๐ŸŽญ Mischief, Disruption & Spoofing

USBs for chaos, spoofed identities, rogue signals, and prank-grade local interference. Use responsibly.

๐Ÿ’ฅ BlahPunk CrashStick

Forkbombs, fake errors, popups, and scripted pranks to render a machine frustrating but unharmed.

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๐ŸŽญ BlahPunk SpoofStick

Bootable or portable spoofing suite: macchanger, DHCP deception, rogue APs, and device identity masking.

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๐Ÿ“ก BlahPunk NoiseEmitter

Bootable WiFi chaos: beacon floods, deauth spam, and rogue SSID blasters using mdk3/mdk4.

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๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ BlahPunk ObscuraDrive

Encrypted vault with stego tools, VeraCrypt containers, USB-triggered lockouts, and metadata manipulation.

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๐Ÿงฉ Multi-Mode

The Swiss army USB: multiboot interface for selecting between environments on one persistent device.

๐Ÿงฐ BlahPunk OmniBoot

Multi-boot GRUB USB containing RepairKit, RedTeam, CrackPack, ImageVault, and more.

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